Wednesday, January 23, 2013

thing one and thing two

1) i want this dress to be my wedding dress.


and i want to keep it pink because it is beautiful like a rose petal and who doesn't want to look like a rose petal on their wedding?  no one i care to know, unless you're a boy, in which case i can think of quite a few who don't want to look anything like a rose petal ever.  wedding dresses are generally supposed to be white, though.  so, that is problematic.  as is the fact that it is expensive.  and that i'm not engaged.  i guess what i'm trying to say is that i want to both thank and curse jayne for posting this picture on my wall.  

2) you should not blow your nose like a fog horn in the middle of class.  you just should not.  it is terrible and disgusting.  and don't add insult to injury by blowing that crap into a rough brown paper towel procured from the bathroom.  it is not absorbent.  it is one step up from expelling your nose contents into a piece of lined paper.  all of those boogers will wind up in your hand and not in the towel which leaves my ears ringing from your nasal-honk and stomach churning at the mess now being wiped on your pant.  i'm just saying.

1 comment:

  1. It is awful prettsy. I miss having class together. Boo.

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